A Halloween jokeWhat do witches eat at Halloween?Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!A vampire jokeWhat's Dracula's car called?A mobile blood unit!A werewolf jokeWhat do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?A wear-wolf!A witch jokeWhy did the witch go over the mountain?Because she couldn't go under it!A skeleton jokeWhy didn't the skeleton want to play football?Because his heart wasn't in it!A cannibal jokeWhy was the cannibal looking peeky?Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!A wizard jokeIf a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?Out for the count!